Quad’s Moment of Clarity


Quad Webb-Lunceford
Quad reflects on her puppy couture business, Simone’s ghetto ways, EP titles, and wishes Mariah peace and enlightenment.

Posted by Quad Webb-Lunceford

While I hate to rehash this, it is the Reunion. Welcome to The Reunion Part 1!

BUSY CAREEERS, BIG DREAMS, EYE ROLL,S and HEAD SPINS as Andy sips the tea. Yes, Picture Perfect Pup! Dr. Jackie and Simone were laughing so hard at the idea of my puppy couture line. Well, I’m laughing with them. . .all the way to the bank. I launched last week and I’m getting my piece of the pie. That’s the $17.4 billion pie. Thank you.

Simone, apparently you don’t understand money, and it shows — seeing that you had tons of financial issues this season. Remember, I’ve always encouraged you to diversify your portfolio. I don’t think a $17.4 billion industry is anything to laugh at. #GetYouSome

I asked these ladies the same question that was asked by Andy: What was so funny about the puppy couture line? Their answer was, “It was cold.” Never would I laugh at the temperature. I would have a shot of espresso or sit by the fireplace, or I might even ask Heavenly for a sip out of her coffee mug. But, laugh? No. I never knew that I changed my name to Boo Boo the fool. To laugh at someone’s dream is just like saying they can’t do it. I was very disappointed to see this coming from these two ladies — especially Jackie, the matriarch, Ms. Lemon Squeeze. #WomenEmpowerment

The doctors were bringing us #fiftyshadesofshade. Simone got all the way krunk with Toya and threw out some fighting words that made Toya do an Exorcist spin circa 1973. Why? Because Toya didn’t want her to wind and grind on her husband? Damn, Simone got grimy and gutter with it. She called Toya a “raggedy ass, broke bitch.” Then she went on to say that she was leasing houses and cars trying to impress everyone. Let’s call her #DrDeep&Dangerous. I didn’t want to see any more physical altercations. I didn’t like it when Toya and Mariah got into a fist fight last season so, naturally my first instinct was to jump in and break this fight up.